From the Onion

by | Mar 8, 2007 | Uncategorized

Oscars Reveal Widening Gap Between Best, Worst DressedLOS ANGELES—”For every Sarah Jessica Parker, there’s an overdressed underclass of Olsens and Abduls,” style expert Melissa Rivers said of the country’s widening taste gap.

iLaunch

by | Mar 7, 2007 | Uncategorized

Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling ProductSAN FRANCISCO—Apple claims the iLaunch can garner the same amount of press attention as a major scientific discovery, high court ruling, celebrity meltdown, or natural disaster at 200 times the speed of a traditional...

Atkins’ Diet

by | Mar 7, 2007 | Uncategorized

A study published in the Journal of American Medicaal Association (JAMA) put women who were overweight and premenopausal on four different diets: Atkins (low carbohydrate), Ornish (low fat), Zone (a balance of 40% carbohydrates, 30% fat, and 30% protein), and LEARN (a...